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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panicked sources within the nation’s capital expressed fear that the entire governmental bureaucracy that...
GAINESVILLE, FL — Sources close to local man Jerry Smathers said the 25-year-old revealed himself to be...
WASHINTON, D.C. — Presumptive cabinet member and amateur bodybuilder Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was reportedly attacked late...
U.S. — In response to an alarming new trend of women vowing to abstain from sex because...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Reports circulated today that President-Elect Donald Trump was worried that large numbers of corrupt...
Unity: Democrats, Republicans Find Common Ground In Rooting For Jake Paul To Get Punched In The Face
Unity: Democrats, Republicans Find Common Ground In Rooting For Jake Paul To Get Punched In The Face
U.S. — In the aftermath of what was a bitter and contentious presidential election season, signs of...
Children… who needs them? Think of all the stuff you’d be missing out on while you’re wasting...
SPRINGFIELD, IL — Despite extensive investigation, experts disclosed they were unable to determine if the angry-looking bald...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation abuzz following the announcement that Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy will...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — To date, Donald Trump has appointed seven people to his presidential cabinet, with at...
U.S. — Following the news that the CEO of Polymarket had his phone and electronics seized by...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats in Washington have expressed disappointment in the Father of Lies, reportedly admonishing Satan...
There’s a cool life hack that the government doesn’t want you to know about called “forming a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Government Efficiency has wasted no time in identifying 535 government employees...
The American people have spoken, leaving Kamala Harris on her way out of office and looking toward...
U.S. — On the eve of a hotly contested presidential election, top Democrats warned the American people...
PINE CITY, NY — Following the public outcry about the state’s Department of Environmental Conservation raiding a...
U.S. — A new poll from NBC News shows definitively that Trump will win the 2024 presidential...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — American rock band Rage Against the Machine, famous for songs with anti-authoritarian themes, proudly...
WASHINGTON D.C. — Business owners around Washington D.C. have begun preparing for an overwhelming outpouring from the...
TULSA, OK — According to sources, local colorblind man Jim Cone has no idea who is winning...
Do you believe evolution is real, or are you an anti-science moron?
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was heard questioning the voting process early Tuesday, reportedly confused...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans continue to wait in line to cast their votes today, several prominent...
USA — Early exit polls in the 2024 presidential election show surprise write-in candidate Peanut the Squirrel...
U.S. — Just in time for Election Day, officials unveiled a brand-new ballot box for Libertarians to...
MADISON, WI — A local white male has made the courageous decision to vote for Kamala to...
PHILADELPHIA — As Trump began to take the lead in Pennsylvania exit polls, state officials announced they...
LANCASTER COUNTY, PA — Tragedy struck a local voting precinct today, as an Amish man reportedly fell...
ROCKFORD, MI — Several sources have come forward to accuse local man Bryce Harrison of stolen valor...
U.S. — With Americans participating in early voting in record numbers and millions more preparing to head...
LOS ANGELES, CA — In yet another inspiring act of heroic bravery, the Avengers assembled in a...
STOWE, VT — According to sources, local man Henry Smith narrowly avoided letting a beautiful autumn day...
ROGERS, AR — Nearing the end of what has been a whirlwind election season, one candidate in...
LAS VEGAS, NV — Voters on the fence about where to place their trust in the upcoming...
Trump is on the verge of seizing power once again and becoming Hitler a second time. He...
ATLANTA, GA — Local dad Brad O’Malley reportedly disappointed his young children this morning by informing them...
U.S. — After government authorities seized and executed the beloved squirrel known as “Peanut”, squirrels across America...
GLENDALE, AZ — In a horrific call for violence, former President Donald Trump stated that politicians should...
PALM BEACH, FL — In an announcement political analysts said was sure to earn the support of...
BRISBANE, AUS — A local six-year-old identified as Bluey Heeler has gone missing. She was last seen...
The moment everyone has been waiting for has almost arrived, with Donald Trump and Kamala Harris set...
SPRINGFIELD, OH — A Chinese food buffet was forced to close Monday after Haitian immigrants completely decimated...
CINCINNATI, OH — According to sources, Ken Ham was spotted today hiding on the second floor of...
HEAVEN — Though many have claimed to have heard the voice of God throughout human history, the...
SPRINGFIELD, OH — As viral videos and reports of migrants abducting and eating housepets and geese swept...
Nation Eagerly Anticipates Two Brightest Minds In Country Meeting In Respectful, Productive Dialogue
Nation Eagerly Anticipates Two Brightest Minds In Country Meeting In Respectful, Productive Dialogue
U.S. — American voters report feeling excited to listen to two bright minds civilly discuss the issues...
U.S. — Look out, greedy banks! A new viral trend is circulating on social media showing a...
Brace yourselves — debate night is upon us! For some, a presidential debate is an exciting, can’t-miss...
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Former President Donald Trump has just one strategy for Tuesday night’s presidential debate against...
HEAVEN — While in eternal glory and revelry in the presence of the Lord and His saints,...
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Democrat Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz has just added another distinguished award to his already...
QUANTICO, VA — Following yet another violent tragedy that took innocent young lives, the Federal Bureau of...
We finally did it. We made a movie. And it’s glorious.
Human history is replete with dying, death, and deadly days. At times, it seems like all of...
U.S. — A Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter touched down just outside the residence of Bill and...
ARLINGTON, VA — Official FBI sources recently stepped forward to apologize for the Bureau’s tardiness in stopping...
GAZA — After news broke over the weekend that the bodies of several executed hostages were recently...
ORLANDO, FL — Sources close to Republican presidential candidate Donald J. Trump report that the former president...
SEATTLE, WA — Amazon apologized this week for a technical glitch that caused its Alexa home assistant...
WOODSTOCK, ME — In the latest in a string of high-profile but controversial episodes of his popular...
CHICAGO, IL — With a disastrous season nearing its end, Major League Baseball announced that in the...
RIO DE JANEIRO — After a corrupt judge enacted a nationwide ban on social media platform X,...
ARLINGTON, VA — Local wife Katherine Bassett wrapped up her new home improvement project much later than...
PORTLAND, OR — Sources confirmed a local progressive mother with three transgender kids adamantly stated that “parents...
ORLANDO — The Hall of Presidents attraction at Walt Disney World Resort has been updated with a...
Life as an apartment tenant can sometimes be full of various uncertainties and questions. “Will they raise...
PRINCETON, NJ — In a historic win for diversity, equity, and inclusion, Princeton University’s religion department has...
At this point in the race, Kamala has made it abundantly clear that she is willing and...
CHICAGO, IL — Attendees at the Democratic National Convention and potential voters watching on television at home...
CHICAGO, IL — Amid the excitement of attendees and volatility of protesters outside, Hunter Biden was seen...
U.S. — American commentator and former attorney David French formed a new group Tuesday which he calls...
U.S. — During what was supposed to be a friendly board game night, Candace Owens was eliminated...
EARTH — In a groundbreaking new revelation, God clarified that committing murder is OK if the person...
CHICAGO, IL — According to reports, black people trying to attend the DNC were turned away in...
The job market can be competitive in today’s world, which makes it even more important for applicants...
CHICAGO, IL — With the top personalities of the Democratic Party gathering in the Windy City this...
CHICAGO — A 34-year-old male identified as Damien Trevor, an out-of-state attendee at the Democratic National Convention,...
CHICAGO, IL — Two of the top conservative media personalities experienced a painfully awkward moment at the...
After a glorious nine-season run, The Office established its place as one of the most beloved comedy...
CHINO, CA — Committed to raising his children right, local father Daniel Olorin tucked his children into...
U.S. — Replacing the traditional categories of grains, vegetables, fruits, meat, dairy, and sweets comes a new...
CHICAGO, IL — Following her inspiring speech last night about the evils perpetrated by wealthy people, Michelle...
WASHINGTON D.C. — After years of desperately trying to remove former President Trump from ballots, President Biden...
MILWAUKEE, WI — As the Republican National Convention continued to dominate the country’s attention in the wake...
NEW YORK, NY — In a last-ditch effort to avoid potentially spending the rest of his life...
ST. PAUL, MN — Members in the audience of a concert held in the Xcel Energy Center...
WASHINGTON, DC — Following the assassination attempt of presidential candidate Donald Trump, the Secret Service admitted the...
MILWAUKEE, WI — Insiders at that Republican National Convention just revealed that Trump’s address to the convention...
TAMPA, FL – Local friend Vander McRay assured you over the weekend that the show you’re watching...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington sources report that the White House received “a real downer of a prognosis”...
MILWAUKEE, WI — Riding a wave of increased popularity with November swiftly approaching, prominent members of the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Five minutes after news broke that President Biden has been diagnosed with COVID, Democrat...
MURFREESBORO, TN — Sources close to Scott Trimble report that the 36-year old began to “highly regret”...
VALLEY OF ELAH — Archaeological findings from the Judean Foothills have just shed new light on the...
So, you’ve heard all about the many jobs opening up in the Secret Service after the Trump...
MILWAUKEE, WI — Several conservative attendees at the Republican National Convention have recently stepped forward to express...
American presidents have been giving nicknames to members of their cabinet ever since George Washington first started...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A great upheaval was felt across the political landscape today as the most popular...
