Category: Fake News

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panicked sources within the nation’s capital expressed fear that the entire governmental bureaucracy that had been methodically built up over the last […]

GAINESVILLE, FL — Sources close to local man Jerry Smathers said the 25-year-old revealed himself to be a total sociopath after he responded to his […]

WASHINTON, D.C. — Presumptive cabinet member and amateur bodybuilder Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was reportedly attacked late last night by a gang of assailants matching […]

U.S. — In response to an alarming new trend of women vowing to abstain from sex because Donald Trump was re-elected president, conservative husbands across […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Reports circulated today that President-Elect Donald Trump was worried that large numbers of corrupt government officials would start quitting before he would […]

U.S. — In the aftermath of what was a bitter and contentious presidential election season, signs of national unity began to appear, as Democrats and […]

Children… who needs them? Think of all the stuff you’d be missing out on while you’re wasting your time loving and raising a bunch of […]

SPRINGFIELD, IL — Despite extensive investigation, experts disclosed they were unable to determine if the angry-looking bald person you saw today was a neo-nazi or […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the nation abuzz following the announcement that Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy will be leading a Department of Government Efficiency to […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — To date, Donald Trump has appointed seven people to his presidential cabinet, with at least seven more on the way. But is […]

U.S. — Following the news that the CEO of Polymarket had his phone and electronics seized by government officials, reports indicated that the Federal Bureau […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats in Washington have expressed disappointment in the Father of Lies, reportedly admonishing Satan for being too moderate.

There’s a cool life hack that the government doesn’t want you to know about called “forming a fellowship with your bros and going hiking through […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Government Efficiency has wasted no time in identifying 535 government employees residing in the Capitol Building who haven’t done […]

The American people have spoken, leaving Kamala Harris on her way out of office and looking toward whatever may come next. What does the future […]

U.S. — On the eve of a hotly contested presidential election, top Democrats warned the American people that if Trump is elected, it would likely […]

PINE CITY, NY — Following the public outcry about the state’s Department of Environmental Conservation raiding a local man’s home and euthanizing his pet squirrel […]

U.S. — A new poll from NBC News shows definitively that Trump will win the 2024 presidential election unless Harris wins.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — American rock band Rage Against the Machine, famous for songs with anti-authoritarian themes, proudly announced they would headline this year’s CIA fundraiser […]

WASHINGTON D.C. — Business owners around Washington D.C. have begun preparing for an overwhelming outpouring from the ‘Party Of Joy’ by decorating their storefronts with […]

TULSA, OK — According to sources, local colorblind man Jim Cone has no idea who is winning the presidential race from looking at the electoral […]

Do you believe evolution is real, or are you an anti-science moron?

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Vice President Kamala Harris was heard questioning the voting process early Tuesday, reportedly confused as to why she needs to get any […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — As Americans continue to wait in line to cast their votes today, several prominent Democrats have stepped forward to remind the country […]

USA — Early exit polls in the 2024 presidential election show surprise write-in candidate Peanut the Squirrel with a commanding lead over the other two […]

U.S. — Just in time for Election Day, officials unveiled a brand-new ballot box for Libertarians to use which, they say, will improve the efficiency […]

MADISON, WI — A local white male has made the courageous decision to vote for Kamala to preserve his daughter’s right to murder his grandchildren.

PHILADELPHIA — As Trump began to take the lead in Pennsylvania exit polls, state officials announced they had accidentally misplaced all of their voting machines.

LANCASTER COUNTY, PA — Tragedy struck a local voting precinct today, as an Amish man reportedly fell through a trap door directly to Hell after […]

ROCKFORD, MI — Several sources have come forward to accuse local man Bryce Harrison of stolen valor after the 54-year-old appeared in public wearing an […]

U.S. — With Americans participating in early voting in record numbers and millions more preparing to head to the polls on Tuesday, the nation anxiously […]

LOS ANGELES, CA — In yet another inspiring act of heroic bravery, the Avengers assembled in a Zoom call to save the world by endorsing […]

STOWE, VT — According to sources, local man Henry Smith narrowly avoided letting a beautiful autumn day distract him from doomscrolling on his phone.

ROGERS, AR — Nearing the end of what has been a whirlwind election season, one candidate in a race won over what could potentially be […]

LAS VEGAS, NV — Voters on the fence about where to place their trust in the upcoming presidential election breathed a sigh of relief last […]

Trump is on the verge of seizing power once again and becoming Hitler a second time. He will be banning all the things that our […]

ATLANTA, GA — Local dad Brad O’Malley reportedly disappointed his young children this morning by informing them that the results of his inspection of their […]

U.S. — After government authorities seized and executed the beloved squirrel known as “Peanut”, squirrels across America donned tiny MAGA hats and launched a mass […]

GLENDALE, AZ — In a horrific call for violence, former President Donald Trump stated that politicians should stop sending kids to war.

PALM BEACH, FL — In an announcement political analysts said was sure to earn the support of many undecided voters, former President Donald Trump promised […]

BRISBANE, AUS — A local six-year-old identified as Bluey Heeler has gone missing. She was last seen pretending to be a Granny named Janet in […]

The moment everyone has been waiting for has almost arrived, with Donald Trump and Kamala Harris set to debate each other tomorrow night. While it’s […]

SPRINGFIELD, OH — A Chinese food buffet was forced to close Monday after Haitian immigrants completely decimated the local Chinese food supply.

CINCINNATI, OH — According to sources, Ken Ham was spotted today hiding on the second floor of the Museum of Natural History & Science with […]

HEAVEN — Though many have claimed to have heard the voice of God throughout human history, the Lord will now have a voice that is […]

SPRINGFIELD, OH — As viral videos and reports of migrants abducting and eating housepets and geese swept the nation, a large mob of Ohio cats […]

U.S. — American voters report feeling excited to listen to two bright minds civilly discuss the issues of the day in a neutral, casual environment […]

U.S. — Look out, greedy banks! A new viral trend is circulating on social media showing a newly-discovered glitch to get free money from banks […]

Brace yourselves — debate night is upon us! For some, a presidential debate is an exciting, can’t-miss event. For others, gargling battery acid sounds more […]

PHILADELPHIA, PA — Former President Donald Trump has just one strategy for Tuesday night’s presidential debate against Kamala Harris: cede all his time and quietly […]

HEAVEN — While in eternal glory and revelry in the presence of the Lord and His saints, famed hymn writer Charles Wesley was kicking himself […]

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Democrat Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz has just added another distinguished award to his already impressive military resume. According to sources, the battle-hardened […]

QUANTICO, VA — Following yet another violent tragedy that took innocent young lives, the Federal Bureau of Investigation assured the public that the next ten […]

We finally did it. We made a movie. And it’s glorious.

Human history is replete with dying, death, and deadly days. At times, it seems like all of human civilization has been marked by tragedy and […]

U.S. — A Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter touched down just outside the residence of Bill and Hillary Clinton on Wednesday, carrying the first lady’s […]

ARLINGTON, VA — Official FBI sources recently stepped forward to apologize for the Bureau’s tardiness in stopping a school shooter, as they were all wrapped […]

GAZA — After news broke over the weekend that the bodies of several executed hostages were recently discovered in Gaza by Israeli Defense Forces, the […]

ORLANDO, FL — Sources close to Republican presidential candidate Donald J. Trump report that the former president is preparing for his upcoming debate with Kamala […]

SEATTLE, WA — Amazon apologized this week for a technical glitch that caused its Alexa home assistant device to reply, “If you vote for Donald […]

WOODSTOCK, ME — In the latest in a string of high-profile but controversial episodes of his popular show on social media platform X, Tucker Carlson […]

CHICAGO, IL — With a disastrous season nearing its end, Major League Baseball announced that in the interest of fairness, the Chicago White Sox would […]

RIO DE JANEIRO — After a corrupt judge enacted a nationwide ban on social media platform X, human rights activists warn that the ban will […]

ARLINGTON, VA — Local wife Katherine Bassett wrapped up her new home improvement project much later than expected after significant delays spent setting up her […]

PORTLAND, OR — Sources confirmed a local progressive mother with three transgender kids adamantly stated that “parents should never brainwash their kids into their religion.”

ORLANDO — The Hall of Presidents attraction at Walt Disney World Resort has been updated with a more realistic Joe Biden animatronic that is vacationing […]

Life as an apartment tenant can sometimes be full of various uncertainties and questions. “Will they raise my rent next year?” “Why is someone always […]

PRINCETON, NJ — In a historic win for diversity, equity, and inclusion, Princeton University’s religion department has just hired a professor who believes in God.

At this point in the race, Kamala has made it abundantly clear that she is willing and able to deploy literally any accent under the […]

CHICAGO, IL — Attendees at the Democratic National Convention and potential voters watching on television at home were treated to a special historic moment last […]

CHICAGO, IL — Amid the excitement of attendees and volatility of protesters outside, Hunter Biden was seen desperately trying to offload his leftover painting inventory […]

U.S. — American commentator and former attorney David French formed a new group Tuesday which he calls “Evangelicals For Satan.”

U.S. — During what was supposed to be a friendly board game night, Candace Owens was eliminated from Clue after formally accusing “The Jews” during […]

EARTH — In a groundbreaking new revelation, God clarified that committing murder is OK if the person sitting next to you on an airplane takes […]

CHICAGO, IL — According to reports, black people trying to attend the DNC were turned away in droves as Democrats required photo IDs to enter […]

The job market can be competitive in today’s world, which makes it even more important for applicants to showcase any unique and useful skills they […]

CHICAGO, IL — With the top personalities of the Democratic Party gathering in the Windy City this week to officially nominate Kamala Harris for president, […]

CHICAGO — A 34-year-old male identified as Damien Trevor, an out-of-state attendee at the Democratic National Convention, had his hopes dashed Wednesday when he thought […]

CHICAGO, IL — Two of the top conservative media personalities experienced a painfully awkward moment at the Democratic National Convention last night, as an undercover […]

After a glorious nine-season run, The Office established its place as one of the most beloved comedy series of all time. Even with all the […]

CHINO, CA — Committed to raising his children right, local father Daniel Olorin tucked his children into bed and sat down to read The Hobbit […]

U.S. — Replacing the traditional categories of grains, vegetables, fruits, meat, dairy, and sweets comes a new pyramid with one distinct category: Goldfish.

CHICAGO, IL — Following her inspiring speech last night about the evils perpetrated by wealthy people, Michelle Obama exited the Democratic National Convention stage on […]

WASHINGTON D.C. — After years of desperately trying to remove former President Trump from ballots, President Biden has declared that we must settle our differences […]

MILWAUKEE, WI — As the Republican National Convention continued to dominate the country’s attention in the wake of the attempted assassination of the former president, […]

NEW YORK, NY — In a last-ditch effort to avoid potentially spending the rest of his life behind bars, Senator Bob Menendez asked the judge […]

ST. PAUL, MN — Members in the audience of a concert held in the Xcel Energy Center say that Bradley Richardson proved that he was […]

WASHINGTON, DC — Following the assassination attempt of presidential candidate Donald Trump, the Secret Service admitted the Head of Security at the event was Police […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Five minutes after news broke that President Biden has been diagnosed with COVID, Democrat party leaders were forced to make the difficult […]

MURFREESBORO, TN — Sources close to Scott Trimble report that the 36-year old began to “highly regret” agreeing to play one of his friend Lance’s […]

VALLEY OF ELAH — Archaeological findings from the Judean Foothills have just shed new light on the story of David and Goliath, revealing that Goliath […]

So, you’ve heard all about the many jobs opening up in the Secret Service after the Trump Rally Debacle — but do you have what […]

MILWAUKEE, WI — Several conservative attendees at the Republican National Convention have recently stepped forward to express their concern for the party’s direction after the […]

American presidents have been giving nicknames to members of their cabinet ever since George Washington first started calling John Adams “Johnny Boy.” It’s an endearing […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — A great upheaval was felt across the political landscape today as the most popular president in history was inundated with calls to […]

PHOENIX, AZ — A local family found themselves in a difficult situation when packing up to head home after vacation when they discovered that the […]

MILWAUKEE, WI — Insiders at that Republican National Convention just revealed that Trump’s address to the convention tonight will be frequently interspersed with numerous, unpredictable, […]

TAMPA, FL – Local friend Vander McRay assured you over the weekend that the show you’re watching gets really really good if you can make […]

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Washington sources report that the White House received “a real downer of a prognosis” yesterday after Dr. Pillary Schminton informed President Biden […]