FULLERTON, CA — The relationship between a local married couple encountered an awkward moment this week after the wife caught her husband lusting after their neighbor’s perfectly manicured lawn.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats in Washington have expressed disappointment in the Father of Lies, reportedly admonishing Satan for being too moderate.
EL PASO, TX — After hearing about the size of the average American, Haitian cannibal gangs rushed the southern border near El Paso this week […]
COLUMBUS, OH — Local man Jackson Hund was overjoyed to learn that the woman breaking up with him totally wanted to still be friends.