PHILADELPHIA, PA — Former President Donald Trump has just one strategy for Tuesday night’s presidential debate against Kamala Harris: cede all his time and quietly play with his Original Tamagotchi digital pet.
LONDON — The United Kingdom’s royal family has fallen under intense scrutiny recently. First, Princess Kate’s extended absence from public view brought about questions from […]
MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Democrat Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz has just added another distinguished award to his already impressive military resume. According to sources, the battle-hardened […]
WASHINGTON, DC — According to unnamed sources, Democrats have discreetly petitioned the Supreme Court to keep current President and presumptive Democratic nominee Joeseph Biden from […]