NEW YORK, NY — In a last-ditch effort to avoid potentially spending the rest of his life behind bars, Senator Bob Menendez asked the judge presiding over his trial how many gold bars it would take to make his bribery conviction disappear.
WASHINTON, D.C. — Presumptive cabinet member and amateur bodybuilder Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was reportedly attacked late last night by a gang of assailants matching […]
MILWAUKEE, WI — Sources close to local man James Birkowitz confirmed earlier today that the Wisconsin native did, in fact, choose to go on an […]
HEAVEN — While in eternal glory and revelry in the presence of the Lord and His saints, famed hymn writer Charles Wesley was kicking himself […]