CHICAGO — A 34-year-old male identified as Damien Trevor, an out-of-state attendee at the Democratic National Convention, had his hopes dashed Wednesday when he thought he was waiting in line for a delicious burrito from a food truck but accidentally got a vasectomy instead.
LONDON — The United Kingdom’s royal family has fallen under intense scrutiny recently. First, Princess Kate’s extended absence from public view brought about questions from […]
MADISON, WI — A local white male has made the courageous decision to vote for Kamala to preserve his daughter’s right to murder his grandchildren.
U.S. — According to sources, the United States Secret Service plans to beef up Trump’s security team with a squad of blind midgets.