HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — In what observers believe to be a significant step forward in the area of marital interaction, a local man thoughtfully responded to his wife’s nine-paragraph text about her day with a thumbs-up emoji.
STOWE, VT — According to sources, local man Henry Smith narrowly avoided letting a beautiful autumn day distract him from doomscrolling on his phone.
TULSA, OK — Local five-year-old David Daniels ignored his mother’s repeated warnings to stop standing in front of the microwave, and now Daniels is flying […]
PHILADELPHIA — As Trump began to take the lead in Pennsylvania exit polls, state officials announced they had accidentally misplaced all of their voting machines.