CINCINNATI, OH — According to sources, Ken Ham was spotted today hiding on the second floor of the Museum of Natural History & Science with a sniper rifle listening intently for anyone uttering the words “millions of years.”
U.S. — CNN announced today that in a shocking incident, former President Trump clumsily hit his head on a bullet, causing an unfortunate disturbance at […]
U.S. — In defiance of federal directives, the Texas National Guard has bolstered security at the southern border with the strategic deployment of giant sandworms […]
PORTLAND, OR — Sources confirmed a local progressive mother with three transgender kids adamantly stated that “parents should never brainwash their kids into their religion.”