CHICAGO, IL — With a disastrous season nearing its end, Major League Baseball announced that in the interest of fairness, the Chicago White Sox would now be allowed to use a batting tee.
Human history is replete with dying, death, and deadly days. At times, it seems like all of human civilization has been marked by tragedy and […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heartfelt address to the American people today, Director of the Secret Service Kimberly Cheatle assured the nation that she wasn’t […]
TULSA, OK — According to sources, local colorblind man Jim Cone has no idea who is winning the presidential race from looking at the electoral […]