ATLANTA, GA — Local dad Brad O’Malley reportedly disappointed his young children this morning by informing them that the results of his inspection of their Halloween candy may be delayed for up to two weeks.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brief statement to reporters following the Super Tuesday contests, a victorious President Joe Biden congratulated his opponent on a hard-fought […]
So, you’ve heard all about the many jobs opening up in the Secret Service after the Trump Rally Debacle — but do you have what […]
CAMBRIDGE, MA — A groundbreaking new study has confirmed what has been suspected for decades, revealing that 99% of all men pretend to use the […]