WASHINGTON D.C. — Business owners around Washington D.C. have begun preparing for an overwhelming outpouring from the ‘Party Of Joy’ by decorating their storefronts with highly durable yet cost-efficient plywood.
D.C. Prepares For ‘Party Of Joy’
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