LANCASTER COUNTY, PA — Tragedy struck a local voting precinct today, as an Amish man reportedly fell through a trap door directly to Hell after using an electronic voting machine.
U.S. — The mood on Capitol Hill was somber today, as congressional leaders joined Democrats across the nation in ordering flags to be flown at […]
MILWAUKEE, WI — Several conservative attendees at the Republican National Convention have recently stepped forward to express their concern for the party’s direction after the […]
GAINESVILLE, FL — Sources close to local man Jerry Smathers said the 25-year-old revealed himself to be a total sociopath after he responded to his […]