When in the course of human events it becomes necessary for The Babylon Bee editorial board to opine on the mental capacities of sitting presidents, the nation is probably in some sort of trouble.
SHELTON, CT — With high prices continuing to ravage the U.S. economy, popular restaurant chains have been forced to come up with more affordable deals. […]
WASHINGTON D.C. — Business owners around Washington D.C. have begun preparing for an overwhelming outpouring from the ‘Party Of Joy’ by decorating their storefronts with […]
MILWAUKEE, WI — Insiders at that Republican National Convention just revealed that Trump’s address to the convention tonight will be frequently interspersed with numerous, unpredictable, […]