BUTLER, PA — Terrifying new reports indicate that a piece of Trump’s ear that had been shot off during Saturday’s assassination attempt has begun growing into a second Trump.
Oh No! Piece Of Ear Shot Off Trump Begins To Grow Into Second Trump
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