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So, you’ve heard all about the many jobs opening up in the Secret Service after the Trump...
U.S. — The mood on Capitol Hill was somber today, as congressional leaders joined Democrats across the...
U.S. — According to sources, the United States Secret Service plans to beef up Trump’s security team...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As part of an effort to reduce tensions and tone down dangerous rhetoric during...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As authorities sought to piece together the puzzle of glaring security failures in the...
U.S. — Trump’s official VP pick JD Vance was horrified today after learning he will now have...
RICHMOND, VA — Local woman Shayleigh Jennings is reportedly growing worried that her eyebrows might not be...
U.S. — Trump’s newly announced running mate JD Vance prepared to campaign with the former President today...
BUTLER, PA — Terrifying new reports indicate that a piece of Trump’s ear that had been shot...
U.S. — Following controversy over President Joe Biden’s health and the attempted assassination of former President Donald...
Female Secret Service agents have caught a lot of backhanded remarks as the country has reacted to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heartfelt address to the American people today, Director of the Secret Service...
ORLANDO, FL — A spokesman for Nike has just confirmed that the athletic apparel giant has just...
DES MOINES, IA — Sources within the Secret Service recently confirmed that the nation’s finest agents were...
ST. LOUIS, MO — A local pastor’s quality of life saw a dramatic improvement this week, as...
Over the centuries, the brilliant journalistic minds at CNN have covered several assassination attempts in their own...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — After yet another deadly attack perpetrated by a deranged leftist, this time coming an...
U.S. — President Biden has started to become progressively more curious which “President Putin” he gave a...
TULSA, OK — Local five-year-old David Daniels ignored his mother’s repeated warnings to stop standing in front...
U.S. — CNN announced today that in a shocking incident, former President Trump clumsily hit his head...
U.S. — Secret Service has reported that former President Donald Trump sustained only minor injuries in an...
U.S. — Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination...
ATLANTA, GA — As the much-anticipated first presidential debate of the 2024 election approaches, officials at the...
Everyone knows that being a pastor is a great way to get into Heaven, but did you...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Squad met on Capitol Hill Wednesday to honor their fallen member, Jamaal Bowman,...
COLUMBUS, OH — Local man Jackson Hund was overjoyed to learn that the woman breaking up with...
NEW YORK, NY — In a stunning primary election defeat suffered by incumbent Congressman Jamaal Bowman, Hamas...
U.S. — Seeking to capitalize on the voters’ response to the primary defeat of Congressman Jamaal Bowman,...
Most people have heard wild stories about the crazy things that can come to light in people’s...
Excitement for tonight’s presidential debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden has already reached a fever pitch,...
MILWAUKEE, WI — Sources close to local man James Birkowitz confirmed earlier today that the Wisconsin native...
NEW YORK, NY — In an earlier-than-expected announcement, Fox News declared Joe Biden the winner of tonight’s...
ROME — Scholars claim to have stumbled upon previously forgotten documents within the Vatican Secret Archives that,...
ATLANTA, GA — Campaign staffers were sent into a frenzy ahead of tonight’s presidential debate as they...
VENTURA, CA — Local toddler Jack Gibson had a major meltdown this week after discovering the food...
ATLANTA, GA — In a shocking turn of events, CNN revealed that presidential candidate Donald Trump tested...
ARLINGTON, TX — Despite facing ongoing criticism for being the only remaining Major League Baseball team to...
COLUMBUS, OH — Local man Jackson Hund was overjoyed to learn that the woman breaking up with...
LONDON, UK — The National Health Service of the United Kingdom announced Monday they will no longer...
GAZA — Mohammed Sinwar took time away from raping this week to celebrate Ramadan and confide in...
The country seems more divided than ever these days, and it only gets more intense with it...
EL PASO, TX — After hearing about the size of the average American, Haitian cannibal gangs rushed...
HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — In what observers believe to be a significant step forward in the area...
SHELTON, CT — With high prices continuing to ravage the U.S. economy, popular restaurant chains have been...
U.S. — With the nation still in shock over the latest in an ongoing string of violence...
U.S. — Alleged January 6 protesters have reportedly reached out to the White House, asking to no...
NEW YORK, NY — After being viciously booed at an FDNY promotion ceremony last week, New York...
ARLINGTON, VA — As aircraft malfunctions and incidents continued to make headlines, aerospace corporation Boeing blamed gravity...
WACO, TX — The household of a local family observed a solemn, hushed silence today as a...
LONDON — The United Kingdom’s royal family has fallen under intense scrutiny recently. First, Princess Kate’s extended...
It’s the most important question you can ask, no matter which movie you’re watching: “who is the...
Friends, I’m three days removed from proclaiming Elon Musk the second biggest MAGA threat in America and...
MADISON, WI — As he prepared to complete his lunch by enjoying a delicious chocolate chip cookie,...
PLANO, TX — In a show of solidarity with the LGBTQ+ community, Doritos has taken bold steps...
Nearly everyone understands the basic principles of conservatism or liberalism, but surprisingly few people are familiar with...
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KANSAS CITY, MO — As his relationship with the global music superstar continued to progress, rumors circulated...
NEW YORK — With Daniel Penny unavailable after being arrested for protecting New York’s subway system, Governor...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brief statement to reporters following the Super Tuesday contests, a victorious President...
WALTHAM, MA — A somber mood fell over one of the nation’s foremost defense contractors this morning,...
FULLERTON, CA — The relationship between a local married couple encountered an awkward moment this week after...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a historic unanimous decision, the United States Supreme Court ruled once and for...
White rural rage is the deadliest threat to democracy that democracy has ever been threatened by. Every...
BOSTON, MA — Footwear brand New Balance announced a new line of men’s shoes this week including...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As more states across the country prepare to hold their primaries, Republican presidential hopeful...
EVANSVILLE, IN — A local man endured one of the most difficult days of his career after...
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a stunning unanimous decision that dealt a shocking blow to democracy, the United...
U.S. — In a landmark decision, the entire cast of The View has voted to overturn the...
U.S. — In defiance of federal directives, the Texas National Guard has bolstered security at the southern...
WORLD — Scientists are now suggesting that prehistoric women were superior hunters to men, but not due...
BEAVER, OK — Local Christian Jacob Slorp found himself in yet another predicament that sadly prevented him...
CAMBRIDGE, MA — A groundbreaking new study has confirmed what has been suspected for decades, revealing that...
WASHINGTON, DC — According to unnamed sources, Democrats have discreetly petitioned the Supreme Court to keep current...
So you want to get healthier, drop a few pounds, and get yourself in better shape? Great!...
U.S. — Shockwaves were felt across the nation this morning after a widespread outage of popular social...
